I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
We don't watch enough power rangers
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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