p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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