i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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