just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I want to be your penis for a week.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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