i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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