All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
