you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
