So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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