this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Randomize
