That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I think my nap took me to another dimension
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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