This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Randomize
