he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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