Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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