home. puking in laundry basket.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Are my feet made of real feet?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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