At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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