How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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