i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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