R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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