you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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