carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Buhtt sex?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
She needs sedatives and a leash
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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