I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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