Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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