So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Duck Duck Cougar?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Randomize
