OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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