I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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