I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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