Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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