im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I need a burrito and a hug.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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