she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Randomize
