So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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