Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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