Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
she was so not down for the gang bang
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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