I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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