Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Randomize
