His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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