So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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