He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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