Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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