he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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