you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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