nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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