Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
my poor anus
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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