Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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