i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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