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• (458): View more from Oregon

  So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"

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• (917): View more from New York City

  My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!

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• (925): View more from California

  Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes

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