I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
