thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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