One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
When did angry sex become our thing?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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