Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Bang-toberfest begins!!
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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