Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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