He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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