so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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