What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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